poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

poping a juicy

Popping a juicy is when you do anything exciting and you pop a juicy

My water fell that's poping a juicy

by Rigopopinjuicy July 10, 2016

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

Poping a solid

Pooping

Where's dad?

He's poping a solid

by Potatovodka July 7, 2017

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019