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pochocho

The one hair that gets stuck in your ass crack that is so long when you pull it out
Omg dude I had a pochocho it was so fucking long
by Biill boob July 23, 2021
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Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.
Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.
by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021
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ponchio

Whack ass motherfucker that possibly looks like a fat bald middle aged man with a passion for dungeon and dragons. A sort of white shrek but with a shit attitude
Ponchio: "good morning fellow kids, you did shit in the last impossible test so I'm about to fucking do it again for the next ones"
Class: "what a fucking ponchio"
by Frodobeer November 21, 2021
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Pancho

Someone who has a mega dong and mega skills in everything they are so good at everything that people don’t think he’s human
Jeez how is Pancho doing that
by Bigburd November 22, 2021
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pocholola

A beautiful, smart and funny girl on the blonde/ginger side. A talented vocalist, one who captivates her audience without trying. She'll do everything she can for the people she loves. Continuously looking for her Pochololo.
Wow! That girl brought us to tears with her voice, such a Pocholola!
by Capricorn 5 November 23, 2021
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Panchocho

Panchocho is an incredibly unique and powerful being. He is the upgraded, high-energy, unstoppable version of the name Jose. It's like when gas becomes plasma, this fucker becomes hot, irradiates all over and girls can't resist, nor men can't ignore him.

Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.

Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Girl> OMG! I don't know what's going on! I'm suddenly so horny and dripping wet in my panties!
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.

Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa

Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
by Gambasio November 23, 2021
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Panchocho

Panchocho is an incredibly unique and powerful being. He is the upgraded, high-energy, unstoppable version of the name Jose. It's like when gas becomes plasma, this fucker becomes hot, irradiates all over and girls can't resist, nor men can't ignore him.

Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.

Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Girl> OMG! I don't know what's going on! I'm suddenly so horny and dripping wet in my panties!
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.

Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa

Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
by Gambasio November 23, 2021
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