Pankeye

Like Pinkeye but comes from looking at skanky hoes nudes.

Jeff got Pankeye from looking at Jane’s dirty pussy pictures.

by Trampslayer August 30, 2019

Pokey

To be slow, to take your time doing something, no rush

Mikey is very pokey in the mornings, he likes to take his time drinking coffee and making breakfast before leaving for work.

by AnnWaffles October 16, 2019

Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited

by Shash_____ November 12, 2020