A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp
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Get the Poephoofd mug.The "boss level" of being pompous. When someone is so ridiculously arrogant, pretentious, and full of their own importance that regular words just don't cut it. It perfectly describes a person who uses unnecessary, ten-dollar words just to flex on people and sound smart, but ultimately just looks like a massive tool.
Brad: "The juxtaposition of the culinary flavor profiles in this artisanal avocado toast is truly a paradigm shift for my palate."
Sarah: "Oh my god Brad, stop being so pompitudinous and just eat your breakfast."
Sarah: "Oh my god Brad, stop being so pompitudinous and just eat your breakfast."
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Get the pomplemous mug.To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.
Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.
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Get the pompeiied mug.The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
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