Pompitudinous

The "boss level" of being pompous. When someone is so ridiculously arrogant, pretentious, and full of their own importance that regular words just don't cut it. It perfectly describes a person who uses unnecessary, ten-dollar words just to flex on people and sound smart, but ultimately just looks like a massive tool.

Brad: "The juxtaposition of the culinary flavor profiles in this artisanal avocado toast is truly a paradigm shift for my palate."
Sarah: "Oh my god Brad, stop being so pompitudinous and just eat your breakfast."

by Liam Moorebethel March 9, 2026