Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.

'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'

by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009

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plumpemo

a fat emo kid. namely, one who is obese and listens to good music.

hey look at that plumpemo...he'd be wearing a bright eyes shirt if it came in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL!!

by katie&&sara March 26, 2005

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plappy

Adjective; having a gel or gelatinous texture or consistency. Similar to elderflower jelly or excess skin.

"That dessert was a little bit plappy".

by LemsipMax December 18, 2012

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Plumpted

An animated or inanimate object of a large persuasion, can also be onomatopoeia
Re: fat, heffa, looks like a hoose end, yo mamma

“He plumpted his prices in order to get more money”

“Honey, where did you put the remote?

Its next to the Cushion!

Which cushion, the plumpted one or the small one ?”

“betty plumpted upon the sofa"

by McShnickers August 17, 2017

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