A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.

"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"

by the one who scrabbl September 15, 2024

Sunshine Pilot

A pilot who has not yet attained an Instrument Rating - the qualification required to fly in instrument meteorological conditions, such as through clouds or in thick fog.

"I was hoping to take the Cirrus for a spin today but it's thick as mud out there!"

"Sucks to be a sunshine pilot."

by herniasauce December 1, 2017

Auto Pilot

another word for retardation

Guy 1: "Hey, you can't make sex jokes with a girl you just met, that's disrespectful!"
ALPHA PANDA HAQIB SHAKIB: "nah bro i'm just on auto pilot"

by Sania Jamil November 24, 2021

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person

People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 6, 2025