pinch-snatch

Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.

Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.

Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."

The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.

"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."

by Brandywine September 22, 2006

pinch flat

When a hard or semi-hard erection is suddenly made limp by seeing something or someone.

Jimmy was at the drugstore buying condoms and the very thought of the night he had ahead of him had given him an erection. However, at the checkout, Jimmy suddenly experienced a pinch flat when the obese, middle-aged woman at the counter gave him a wink.

by swimswimswim May 10, 2009

pinch and pull

This is necessary to be done when dingleberries from the previous visit to the lou are found while wiping. After the primary wipe, a secondary wipe must be done in which you pinch the dingleberries and pull quickly to remove them.

Just removed some dingleberries with a serious pinch and pull!

by mwahahahaha123456789 March 4, 2010

picha

Spanish word for "penis". Is more used in Costa Rica than in any other Latin American Country. Used more by Nacho Nuñez

Nacho Nuñez: Mae, ¿tiene hambre?
Fabiferu: Mae sí
Nacho Nuñez: Cómame la PICHA mae

by puto el que lo lea July 23, 2017

PILTH

Accronym for Person I Would Like To Hug. Toned down version of PILF.

Especially implies for a celebrity who is just the sweetest person, or a character who just went though some crap.

Person 1:Oh my God, Mark Ruffalo is such a PILF.
Person 2: Nah, I see him more of a PILTH. Seems friendly.

by Peeps20141 April 3, 2019

Pinch and roll

A pinch and roll is a term used for itching the balls. One does not scratch the balls, as that would hurt like hell. So, you would execute the pinch and roll maneuver, which is quite self- explanatory(the name implies). One does not do the pinch and roll in public, only in private. If it is truly a life and death situation, you can do it through your pockets. That’s all I’ve gotta say on the pinch and roll.

“Dude…cover me. Imma pinch and roll.”
Laughing incoherently, the friend blocks his other friend from view as he executes the pinch and roll maneuver.

by Theballer-he-ballin’69 November 8, 2022

Package Pinch

When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.

Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.

by Danimal 32 January 1, 2008