At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

how to joint picture editing green background in photoshop cc, part bp

How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?

How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349

by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023

June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.

GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

by Katzleinne June 9, 2021

Picture-surfing

V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!

you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."

"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"

by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010

Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

by spider monkey May 19, 2009

took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.

Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

Picture Ruiner

Whenever you see a picture of two girls, one is hot, while the other is completely ugly, that ugly girl is the picture ruiner.

"Oh my God, these chicks are so hot!"
*Fap, fap, fap.*
*Clicks on thumbnail*
"OH MY GOD, THE CHICK ON THE RIGHT IS A PICTURE RUINER!"

by Rick Sttruber June 4, 2009