by ylang ylang February 3, 2023
Get the pick memug. A pick me is.someone who constantly refers to themself in horrible manners such as "I'm an ugly skeleton", they also constantly say things such as "nobody likes me, nobody loves me, I'm forever alone" a pick me is someone who would rate themself a 2/10 but secretly rate themself a 9 or a 10 just to get other people's approvals.
Pick me's usually cheat but blind people into thinking they was the ones who was cheated on.
They make people believe they have low self esteem but masturbates to themself in the mirror.
Pick me's constantly need validation.
Also known as an attention whore.
Pick me's usually cheat but blind people into thinking they was the ones who was cheated on.
They make people believe they have low self esteem but masturbates to themself in the mirror.
Pick me's constantly need validation.
Also known as an attention whore.
Person 1: did you hear what Billy said?
Person2: who, Billy Joshua Paisey?
Person 1: yeah, he's such a pick me, he's telling people he's ugly again whilst cheating on the 18 year old with Misha
Person2: who, Billy Joshua Paisey?
Person 1: yeah, he's such a pick me, he's telling people he's ugly again whilst cheating on the 18 year old with Misha
by Williamjoshua April 10, 2022
Get the Pick memug. Pick Me Boyfriend
A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.
A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.
Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.
Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.
A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.
Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.
Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
by nonunonuu January 12, 2021
Get the Pick Me BFmug. “Sarah is such a pick me.”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”
by tallmaninfedorawalkingdog July 1, 2024
Get the Pick Memug. F shaming F:
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like psychopathic chickens; exploitative or despising men, want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men, they've 'trained' to be expendable utilities. Destructive to any other relationship, that neither gives them attention nor follows imposed template - normalizing hers.
Popularized on chicktok.
Hypocrisy call-out:
Equivalent to clingy or virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man, for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers. Or by chasing high SMV man, while claiming it doesn't matter.
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like psychopathic chickens; exploitative or despising men, want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men, they've 'trained' to be expendable utilities. Destructive to any other relationship, that neither gives them attention nor follows imposed template - normalizing hers.
Popularized on chicktok.
Hypocrisy call-out:
Equivalent to clingy or virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man, for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers. Or by chasing high SMV man, while claiming it doesn't matter.
by veinsofgold May 24, 2025
Get the Pick memug. A girl who goes out of their way to get guys to game with her, who will do other females dirty and cause issues to keep boys to themselves.
by EmoNinjaPanda April 3, 2022
Get the Pick Me Girlmug. someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
Get the pick me ass billionairemug.