Petty

When your daughter thinks she knows everything and bases her vocabulary on Urban Dictionary, but fails.
Marley looked up definitions based on her own theory, and was overall petty about it.
by MarleysMom May 03, 2024
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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset
Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty
by Nxfkzkgi October 04, 2020
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Petty Betty

Heidi from 196.
Petty Betty matched with my best friend on Tinder to prove she could.
by PettybettyHeidi July 20, 2022
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Petty Fuckery

A colloquial expression that refers to trivial, unnecessary, or small-scale mischief, drama, or antics that are carried out with the intent of annoying, inconveniencing, or provoking others. These acts are often spiteful or mean-spirited but lack any significant malice or serious consequences. They are typically perpetuated out of boredom, a desire for attention, or as a means of asserting dominance in a playful or passive-aggressive manner.
"I can't believe she spent the entire meeting doodling unflattering cartoons of the boss. That's some high-level petty fuckery right there."
by Jah’Paul March 26, 2024
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Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
by Koko Cola August 31, 2022
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Bitchard Petty

Someone who is petty AF and bitches constantly.
Brandon came in complaining about his co-workers for the hundredth time over little shit. He’s turned into a Bitchard Petty.
by Chaos31 March 16, 2022
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