peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Peel

To insult someone without holding anything back making them lose their will to live.

Axzel: Fermin just peeled on carson
Chris: WHAT!? He's gonna lose his will to live
Axzel: i know...

by lagend March 18, 2017

Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

peeling the lime

When someone is doing something unnecessary

She is so peeling the lime.

by Katison July 2, 2017

Peeling an Orange

The act of taking off someone's clothes but then you realize their gay.

I was getting into it, but then I realized I was peeling an orange.

by Optic shaggster March 7, 2018

Peel my banana

To go crazy.

With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.

by Chaquita Peela March 14, 2018

Peel my banana

To go crazy.

If that happens one more time, I'm going to peel my banana.

by Chaquita Peela March 14, 2018