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dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.
Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.
by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004
mugGet the dick pattymug.

supreme patty

Someone who lives off of smoking blunts all day.
Bro Todd is such a supreme patty.
by Danknihga666 June 30, 2017
mugGet the supreme pattymug.

hair patty

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.
by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017
mugGet the hair pattymug.

sandy patty

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube. No more sandy patties.
by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021
mugGet the sandy pattymug.

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are two cartoon characters from the Simpsons, they are Marge Simpson's two older sisters. When Patty and Selma were children they were very unfriendly with their sister Marge and disagreed with her wanting to be an astronaut by saying "Women cannot be astronauts" . When Patty and Selma became adults even though they are still adults they seemed to be more friendly with their sister Marge and are a fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They do not like Marge's husband Homer Simpson and wanted Marge to marry Artie Siff instead of Homer.

Similarities between Patty and Selma:
•They both smoke
•They both hate Homer Simpson

•They both work on the DMV

•They both share the same room in their apartment

•They are twins

Differences between Patty and Selma:
•They both have afros but in different shapes, Patty's afro is round in the shape of a ball while Selma's afro is in the shape of a letter 'M'
•Patty wears a pink dress with short sleeves while Selma wears a blue dress with no sleeves

•Patty totally hates Homer Simpson and has never been nice to nice to Homer before while Selma is rarely nice to Homer but most of the time she hates Homer as well as Patty. This message from above shows you that Patty is more hostile to Homer than her twin sister Selma
•Patty is a lesbian while Selma is a heterosexual

•Patty is a severe snorer when she sleeps while Selma doesn't snore at all
When Marge Simpson had to go to Rancho Relaxo, Bart and Lisa had to stay with Patty and Selma while Maggie got to stay in the Simpson's house with Homer. Bart and Lisa were very unhappy when they had with Patty and Selma for one week, Bart had to sleep with Patty who snores while Lisa had to sleep with Selma who doesn't snore.
by Eoin January 8, 2017
mugGet the Patty and Selmamug.

Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell
I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you
by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021
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Ah that's patty

When you say "ah that's patty" you basically mean that something is really epic and/or pleasing/ makes you feel good.

For example; when you're on the same wavelength with someone, are somewhere breathtaking, when you just take a bite of something seriously mouthwatering or hear an eargasmic song.

Basically when something is really really really good.
*Eats an entire packet of Tim Tams in one sitting* "Ah that's patty" *slips into food coma*

*Turns the aircon on when it's really hot * "Ah that's patty"

"Our friendship is so patty"
by #copilot October 11, 2015
mugGet the Ah that's pattymug.

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