Patriotism 

The act of shooting anybody that says something against steak, gasoline, and multiplayer gaming.

"Man, I hate steak, and gasoline, and multiplayer gaming!"
*Points gun*
"Show some Patriotism, or get out of my country, mother f&#$er."

Patriotism by Jaerda June 1, 2016

Patriot 

Caucasian domestic terrorists and rioters of the United States fighting to preserve privilege and a false sense of supremacy.

Trump sent a seditious mob of patriots to attack the halls of Congress and overthrow our democracy

Patriot by Rencewell April 29, 2021

Plastic Patriot 

An American man/woman who complains about the negative actions of others that have no impact on their lives.

"Did you hear Joe Bob bitching about Kaepernick and Reid kneeling before the game on Sunday?"
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."

Plastic Patriot by 317Sight October 8, 2018

hypocritical patriotism 

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.

In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.

Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.

The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.

hypocritical patriotism by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004

patriot 

Idiot.

Dottie is a proud American patriot. Pity her, then kill her.

patriot by anti idiot October 14, 2003

patriot missle 

a missle that was designed to shoot and destroy incomming missles

patriot missle by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

patriot 

One who fully supports the U.S. Unfortunately, this results to them leading that anything not American is retarded.

Me: Why do you hate me?
Patriot: cuz u like anime, and anime is teh s uck

patriot by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003