pastafalalien

Is when you think someone has a absolute girth monster of a penis lurking beneath wasteline.

OMG is your mom a pastafalalien??

by Dr. Cam March 16, 2022

pasta butt

Pasta butt is something that occurs when a person eats to much pasta and it all goes to their butt and they get a really abnormally shaped butt known as pasta butt

Wowwww did you see so and so!? They have a pasta butt now

I can’t believe how much pasta they have been eating, they’re definitely going to get pasta butt

by Dr burgstein September 25, 2022

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022

Padstar

A family surname from a certain bizarre anime. The women in the Padstar family are known to have stars on their chest and it glows when they attack. They like cats.

DIO: IT'S USELESS PAAAAAADSTARRRRR!
DANIA PADSTAR: ORAORAORAORAORAORA
TUBS: meow

by hipposrcool March 6, 2023

pastacat48

A very cool cat on tiktok

Person 1: yo you ever heard of pastacat48?
Person 2: no, what?
Person 1: he's a cool cat on tiktok

by Monday_Moblin July 19, 2023

calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.

Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

cacky pasta

pronounced Caaacky Paaasta, emphasize on the "a"
a delicious pot or bowl of pasta prepared for you by drunk, loving family members. Always a good way to brighten your day. Don't doubt the cacky pasta.

Here, grandpa, I made you some cacky pasta to lift your spirits.

by han-job January 2, 2011