December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
by borgandonor December 21, 2022
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Private Joker

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...
by sadly_known_as_katherine October 09, 2021
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private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
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Private Penguino

The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS
Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!
by ademiir May 18, 2022
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Private parts

(_(__| = Buttocks.

\¡/ = Vulva.

8=D = wiener.

(.)(.) = boobiez
Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024
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private soda

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth
“Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan
by blue_boxers008 September 28, 2021
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