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High School Fashion Poser

It's like this; When you go to school and seeing someone where something that they CLEARLY should not even attempt, because you know that person, and that person would never wear that. That my friend, is when the fashion poser comes in effect. They all wear whatever is hip, or "the fab" at the time. Even if it was a part of another style's fashion, it doesn't matter to them. It's not cool until the "cool" kids copy another group's fashion.
Here's what a HIGH SCHOOL FASHION POSER IS=

1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.

2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.

3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
by mynameiship September 28, 2010
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Poser Kids

Those damn kids that think they are cool because they decide to copy a groups fashion without not knowing anything about it. Like kids who run around saying that they are emo, goth, or punk, or anything for that matter. They dont know about what its really like to be a true goth or emo kid, or whatever.

usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.

JOIN THE ANTI POSER FACEBOOK GROUP!!

http: //www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=323220323754&ref=nf (without the spaces)
Goth 1: hey look at those little poser kids over there listening to marilyn manson.
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!
by WubbyWubby12414 February 11, 2010
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rihanna poser

A person who dresses "punk" like Rihanna so called "edgy" she looks more like an 80s wannabe reject. Usually the person who dresses like this is a poser who think she's so hardcore but yet listens to Chris Brown if you want be all hardcore listen to Matallica's first album and Iron Maiden you cheap cunts.
Ghetto Girl omg did you listen to Rihanna's song Shut and drive it's so rock and roll. Dude you are such a Rihanna poser.
by Vintage whore June 18, 2008
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poser

someone who will be someone theyre not just to try to fit in and manipulate people. They pretend to be whatever is 'cool' at the moment than be themselves and who they really are. Then call other people posers to hide the fact they're one.

Posers spend most of their time wasting thier life away on myspace with the rest of the emo losers. They feel special they made friends with some other nobodies who no one even gives a shit about while the real popular people are making friends with known and important people.
sal pretended to like rock just to fit in with goths
sal PRETENDED to have money just to look cool to the people who really DO have money.

What a poor ass poser.
We really live the lifestyle and hes posing to make friends. How pathetic. Stupid Kid.
by Nemss September 10, 2007
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fob pose

The pose overwhelmingly displayed by FOB females when taking photographs.

Consists of making a "V" with the pointer & middle fingers (looks like the "peace" hand signal, the "v for victory" signal, or the way you give people bunny ears in photos)and tilting the head to one side.
His girlfriend used to be a FOB, she's doing the FOB pose in every single one of these old pictures!
by TLJ88 February 14, 2009
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skate poser

One who pretends to be a skateboarder. Most of these people are preps. These people can be recognized by their preppy status, and by their clothes. The brands most popular among posers are DC shoes, Element/Bam, and sometimes Circa.
Dude, Mary is such a poser. Yesterday, she was her normal preppy self, and now she is wearing DC.
by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005
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poser rican

Juanita: "Hola. ¿Habla usted español Raul?"

Raul: "Sorry, I don't know what you're saying."

Juanita: "Oh, so you're a poser rican?"
by ewic santiago January 22, 2009
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