penis brittle

dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.

man that guys got some thick penis brittle

by moo mmo April 30, 2003

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Ginger penis

"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.

Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.

There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.

Ask your mom she felt it last night

THE Ginger Penis

Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!

Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful

by UserVetTrill November 12, 2020

PENIS FUNERAL

A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.

Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??

by Evil Greg June 12, 2006

penisbird

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

Strawberry Flavored Penis

Strawberry Flavored (Penis) is when one of your guy buddies pulls girls left and right and doesn't even try to do so. He often times has no clue that the girl is even in to him but he still ends up at least getting her number. For some reason girls must be able to pick up on the scent of the strawberry effect and they have no choice but to be drawn to him.

He went home with that girl from last night? Damn he must have a Strawberry Flavored Penis!

He hooked up with another chick last night? Strawberry Flavor must have been in full effect.

by tomtomtofu January 17, 2010

Rainbow Penis

This penis is humongous in other words makes horse jealous. Yes this penis is also the color of the fucking rainbow. There is only two ways you can get a Rainbow penis and it is 1. You are born with it. 2. A person with a Rainbow penis cums out another Rainbow penis which only happens in rare occasions. The Rainbow penis is very sensitive to touching so its very easily erected. When the person sucks the Rainbow penis alright they get regular semen, if they suck it great they get Skittles, if they suck it fantastically they get Starburst, but if they suck it majestically they get their very own Rainbow penis.

Did you see Becca's massive Rainbow penis? When I was sucking the massive cock I got Starburst. What did you get?

by MajesticRainbowPenis July 28, 2014