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Sword of Omens 

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!
Sword of Omens by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009
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Third-largest city in the midwestern state of Kentucky with a population of over 54,000 people. Founded in 1812 by settlers from north-central Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. Established along a southward bend in the Ohio River in the northwestern section of Kentucky, directly across from Indiana. It is unofficially known as "The Most Southern of Northern Towns", as it is located in the lowermost areas of that massed area.

Owensboro is world-famous for its quality Barbecue (or Bar-B-Q.) The annual Barbecue Festival is held every summer in downtown, and even draws tourists from other nations. The city is home to Johnny Depp and several lesser-known Christian Rock bands and a band known as Atticus Fault. Owensboro is pretty cold during the winter and late fall, and very hot in the summertime. The downtown riverfront of Owensboro is gradually developing to make it better and to look more attractive. The people are very polite and hospitable. There are families with long-running businesses as well as successful lawyers, physicians, and doctors. The middle/medium-income class is most prominent, while there are several thousand of the poor, lower class.
The best places to eat in town are The Bistro in downtown, Moonlight Bar-B-Q on the westside, Applebee's, King Buffet Chinese/American restaurant off the Expressway bypass, Texas Roadhouse, and the House of Canton in southtown. The city also holds an annual Civil War battle re-enactment of the Battle of Sutherland's Hill, the only significant Civil War engagement in Daviess Co., Kentucky and also a Union victory. Three Union regiments, two of Infantry and one of Cavalry were formed in Owensboro back during the Civil War, though the city is small, it still has considerably good shopping, plenty of places to eat, an interesting history, and a lot of sights to see, including Ben Hawes State Park, Legion Park, Yellow Creek Park, Golfland, the Korean War Monument, the Owensboro Museum, a large 12-screen movie theater, and the elaborate, upscale Executive Inn.
Owensboro is a good large town. It has a beautiful downtown riverfront, and it is my hometown.
Owensboro by The Kentucky Yankee November 5, 2004
A loving Kid who has depression but never fails to make others laugh and make them happy. He always has something to say but can't ever say it because he is worried about being judged so just keeps to himself until he is by his best friend where he can be himself. He will make his girlfriend feel like a princess.
Owen; Owen is loving
Owen is likely average to tall with dark hair. Likely very sweet and emotional , or in other words an emo . Amazing taste in music . Likely plays guitar or sings/screams . Bottles everything inside and releases it in ways society finds horrible such as cutting, he doesn't choose to live his life that way it's just how he is, likely has tattoos or piercings , shy and quiet but his mood changes often, finds it hard to control them , would die for anyone even if they hated him, literally cares bout anyone more than himself
Girl: Owen dried my years then held me better

Girl 2: yeah he showed me his scars and promised even when you go to far life gets better
Owen by XxptvxX September 12, 2014

Owen moment

When you become very confused over simple things.
''last i was driving my car, then i realised it wasnt in gear such a owen moment''

''I walking to the toilet and forgot why i went there''
Owen moment by randomherov1 May 19, 2008
Ford cars are the best cars ever. Henry Ford is a genious and if u dont like Fords go to hell!

1. If you say 'Ford Owns' you are emplying that Fords are Awesome!
Bob: see that Ford Mustang!!!

Frank: YEAH!!! Ford Owns!
Ford Owns by Ford26 August 8, 2008
Owen is the corniest person you would ever meet. If he knows a joke he is saying isn't funny then he'll make his voice high pitched so people would laugh. Owen has pretty eyes and great hair but he has a nasty attitude. Some times you want to slap the shit out of Owen but you dont want to mess up is hair.
Omg! Your soo Owen!
owen by ilovelife_howaboutyou June 12, 2015