Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.

Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!

by Crapfeces December 20, 2023

Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.

Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.

by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time

Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar

by LarryII March 24, 2017

Oklahoma steamboat

when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.

Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night

by Mrheadphimes February 16, 2020