office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004

Police officer

Bottom feeders that don't know how to make money. They harass hard working people to skim their paychecks to line their own pockets. Sit on their lazy asses all day, but their inflated egos lead them to believe they're doing something honorable, when they are single handedly ruining economies, destroying families, and stepping on the success of anyone who doesn't fit into their box. Cops are loser parasites, there are too many of them, and I don't appreciate having to pay taxes to support the salaries of hoards of greedy losers who do nothing for our country but make it worse.

"police officers are washed up losers who's highschool football dreams didn't come to fruition. Learn how to make your own money instead of taking mine."

by SharperKnife December 7, 2018

Police Officer

A son, daughter, wife, mother, father, husband, brother, friend. An ordinary person, just like you...Except his or her passion was to keep the community safe. They often are never thanked until they are needed.


Keep in mind, cops are the ones who take those drunk drivers off the streets, so your happy little self can make it home safely tonight.

Most people who hate cops, will find themselves in a detrimental situation, in which a cop would be needed--then they'll be thankful. Until that time, they'll continue to be ignorant.


They ARE heroes..no matter what the world says.

person: I hate police officers they are pigs!!
smarter person: What if someone is trying to kill you one day? Who are you going to call?
person: uhhhh...my gang buddies?!?!?
smarter person: ....yeah, they'll DEFINITELY come save you. *sarcasm*

by itstime4change April 12, 2009

after office

The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.

I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.

by captain_awesome January 24, 2008

Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

Office Mormon

A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.

Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.

by RacinRicky December 10, 2009

office spaced

if you have ever seen office space you will know what this means. It means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.

Dude you totally office spaced your computer.

by Nick Juliette April 28, 2008