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old balls

One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.
"J.G. did not want to go out to the bars again tonight, he is being old balls".
by Boo-radley June 2, 2008
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Old B

A colloquial term - used primarily in the West Oxfordshire town of Witney - meaning "Friend" or "Mate". Derived from the more commonly used "Old Boy". The "Old" is often emphasised and elongated.
Fancy coming down the pub old B?

Person 1: You got that scrilla you owe me old B, that papes?
Person 2: Yeah I got it old B, there you go.
Person 1: Oooooooooooooooooooold B
by Witney Kru March 23, 2008
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old underwear

Sleeping with someone you've slept with many times in the past. They are comfy and familiar and easy to slip into.
"I ran into Steve at the bar last weekend and I slipped right into that old underwear, but I haven't called him since."
by bittermel June 24, 2008
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old-wade

When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.
Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.

I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.
by reinsurance redux December 6, 2011
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Old-Soulster

Noun - a subcategory of hipster (usually an early twenty-something) who melds characteristics of the chicster (fashionable clothing, etc.) with anachronistic idioms.

The old-soulster employs outdated phraseology in their everyday vocabularly; words such as swell or indeed are top-notch for the old-soulster.

S/he also finds delight in age-inappropriate activities, such as antiquing, collecting art glass or discussing the latest issue of the New Yorker with a fellow old-soulster.

The old-soulster drives an old car, usually an Austin-Healey or other British sports car, writes their term papers on a typewriter, and definitely smokes a pipe whenever possible.

Their music is drastically disparate form that of the hipster and many of the other subcategories. While other hipsters blast indie rock, the old-soulster is quite content blowing out the sound system of their British car with the minimalist stylings of Philip Glass.

For the old-soulster, irony is best expressed by the juxtaposition of old and new. The use of their iPad for perusing Tumblr while listening to their vinyl copy of Einstein on the Beach on a nearby record player is a prime example.

One would most likely find this hipster socializing in a coffee house, surrounded by other hipsters, and is clearly identified by a bow tie, wool/tweed clothing and standard hipster eyewear, extremely fashionable footwear and bag, probably accompanied by a copy of an eighteenth century novel or the latest New York Times.
Dude I: Hey... look over there! Check out that guy's bow tie... what's his deal??

Dude II: I think he's an old-soulster...

Dude I: Oh. Makes sense, I guess.

Dude II: No, not really.
by jkabat January 17, 2012
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Old boot

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.
"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."
by Bin thair November 10, 2015
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old man fetish

A person especially a girl who has a strong affection toward men that age about 60+
Girlfriend: All of my ex and current boyfriends are older than me 50 years
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.
by old man fetish November 18, 2015
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