Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006

polish cow

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)

u litsen to polish cow?

by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020

Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

...(loading)...

Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 19, 2003