Obese, resilient, lethargic, and often self-righteous women who work in an office environment that make daily life annoying for all they encounter. Office cows are generally very chatty and love to gossip with fellow bovine. They are commonly found in workplaces with cubicles, or long counters with multiple serving lines such as the DMV. No matter what one's goal is when trying to resolve an issue with an office cow, the insolent heifer will obfuscate things to the point of insanity.
The receptionist in the movie "Office Space" who repeatedly answers the phone saying "Corporate accounts this is Lanina speaking... just a moment" is a PRIME example of an office cow. So are the despicable gluttons found at the DMV who always contest your knowledge despite how thoroughly you've researched any given material simply because they've spent half their miserable lives behind that counter and, I quote "have been doing this since before you were born"... And you still can't get it right you ignorant slob!!!!
by dreamsindigital October 21, 2010
Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).
John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
by Trynasaurus dotcom March 18, 2011
A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.
by Statik5 February 03, 2010
by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008
is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!
by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
by hank scorpio November 20, 2003