hob nob

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

by dims April 29, 2005

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

by auntie nob head August 8, 2011

douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)

Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..

by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006

billy bob nob gobbler

when a guy who looks like billy bob thornton sneaks up on you while your pissin and starts goblin your nob.

Dude, wtf do you think your doing trying to blow me while I'm pissin no less. anyone ever tell you that you resemble billy bob thornton from sling blade? No Homo too you billy bob nob gobbler!

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006

slobber down my nob you bitch

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)

whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch

by johnboyuk August 20, 2006

Butt Broth Nob Slap

At the time of ejaculation whilst participating in a buttwank the receiver waps there shit/cum broth soaked nob and slaps it in there partners face leaving a nob shaped imprint on there forehead.

Also leaving the broth 'shit & cum' stain all over there face.

"Alex wacked his wang out quickly from between Tom's butt cheeks and slapped Alex in the face whilst cuming."

"Oh my a Butt Broth Nob Slap you have given me"

by John Bizzle November 18, 2006