Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge

Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.

by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Buffalo Surprise

Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.

Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.

by MisterPhister September 29, 2019

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

by kittsy December 24, 2012

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012