Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

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urban dictonairy the netherklands

yo what up dint eat u up

its basacly a arabic slur

yo shit head urban dictonairy the netherklands go die

but then aravic

by hot dog muncher September 28, 2017

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a trip to netherland

The act of eating ass/taint/vagina as if it was a buffet.

That trap was so hot I took a trip to netherland.

by King Diakon April 23, 2021

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going to the Netherlands

Coming from the inuendo that Netherlands are somebody's reproductive organs, going to the netherlands basically means boning someone (having sex with them)

Are you going to the Netherlands with him on your next date?
I'm not ready to make that step in our realtionship.

by call_me_jod November 24, 2021

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Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

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