neatball nap

somebody that trys to make there self look better but not quite working to well.

thats a neatball nap with what shes doing with her hair. but at least she tried.

by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010

neat beets

A way of saying "that's cool," much like cool beans

Friend: I just got tickets to that concert I really wanted to go to!

You: Neat beets!

by fifth doctor November 14, 2011

Nartying

To Nap and Party. Hardcore like.

"Hey, are Amy and Brendan passed out?"
"Naw girl, they are just Nartying!"
"Narty, Narty, Narty."

by Paul Giamatti September 14, 2011

Neard

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.

I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.

by Kahambig May 6, 2015

Neanta

The nicest, most well deserving friend who will always be there for you. While not having the brightest life, she tries to brighten up everyone else’s. She doesn’t like talking about how she feels and rather likes to make others feel at their best. She only fights in self defense and always protects her friends. She’s also super cute and adorable when she’s trying to scare her friends, or just being cute and adorable in general. If you have a Neanta in your life, make sure you thank them for being such a good friend.

Wow, Neanta is such a good friend! She baked us three dozen cookies!

Neanta took me to the movies, she’s the best.

by Harket June 28, 2018

Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011