nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.

Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

Nut Ass Bitch

A girl who is seemingly normal, but upon talking to her, you realize she is actually crazy, weird, spazzy or all around unpleasant to talk to.

"God damn, Allie's pretty hot"
"Definitely. Too bad she's a nut ass bitch"

by No Asshole February 18, 2009

Nut Tickler

This is when you take a shit, and it is so long that it tickles the back of your nutsac as it comes out.

"Wow, that was one hell of a shit, it was a real nut tickler."

by Toolrulez March 21, 2009

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

nut to butt

Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).

I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.

by keeena January 14, 2008

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

nut cookie

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.

"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."

"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."

by Sir Gusty December 17, 2008