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mutstache

1.a gurl dat iz a mut and has dirt above her lip
2.a gurl whos mutstache is bigger than urs
3.mz murt from homewood pa
Man:ay girl u need a rag
woman:why
man:for dat mutstache above yo upper lip
by by geno and jules August 6, 2006
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mutt bustard

Its bustard that comes from your mutt.

See, Butt mustard.
Oh man, I could go for some MUTT BUSTARD?!!?
by joshgrrr June 21, 2007
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mutteringdeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of Heraldo Rivera
MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!

MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming.

VC: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
Heraldo Rivera: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you fuck, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
Heraldo: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
Heraldo: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"
by MutteringDeath December 9, 2008
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Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!
I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007
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mattschroeder

see that faggot jacked up on steroids, he's such a mattschroeder.
by jsdhlkj March 10, 2008
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mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.
Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice
by Teddy Chester Chesee January 21, 2009
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muttastic

pleasing ones desires for good quality vagina
patto says to timmo mmm pauline hanson is muttastic
by tj french April 14, 2009
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