Mushroom Stamp

When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.

That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.

by neversummer October 30, 2009

Anal Mushroom

When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other wise known as,Frog Cake.

"My Kid had an Anal Mushroom in his Pants it had Crusted Over.I had to clean it up as well,damn!It was God Awfu!"

by Mushroom12 September 26, 2008

mushroom tatoo

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.

"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."

by back iker August 27, 2005

mushroom tipping

When you're too drunk to actually get it in.

Yeen: How'd it go with that chick last night?

Hreed: I was super drunk so I only ended up mushroom tipping her.

by Sonics Friend Tails November 22, 2010

Flesh Mushroom

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.

"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"

by MIAH April 8, 2007

Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.

Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.

by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010

Mushroom Top

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.

"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."

by mdez March 24, 2009