Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010

Muscle Factory

A place where only the alpha males go to pump iron. Legend says their arms are bigger than your legs.

Muscle Factory - where Moulder got boulders for shoulders

by Kineton Florists March 14, 2019

bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 20, 2018

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

muscle muncher

A Man That Sucks Penis.

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"

by plebbhead October 27, 2011

Muscle meat

When you take 100 pound weight and lift it Up with your dick

That’s the last time I am doing angel dust because there’s pictures in my phone of me doing the muscle meat

by Dan V and Nicky g April 24, 2021