Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.

Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.

by nlstiger July 18, 2005

murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008

murphy's law

The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.

MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES

by Radioman December 2, 2003

murphy's law

Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.

Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."

by Richard Porter September 25, 2006

Murphy

Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.

"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "

"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."

"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "

by TheWebmaster November 9, 2010

Murphy

The Best Guy A Girl Could Ever Ask For

Oh Murphy Is Such A Ladies Man!

by ShakeyNakey May 18, 2018