Mug of Pens

The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.

Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."

(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."

by Dedguy August 2, 2009

ug-mug

Defined as a female that needs a bag over her head 24/7.

ex. 2 - "damn look at that hoe she got a ug-mug"

by TheNastyOne82 June 2, 2011

mug

M-Mad
U-Ugly
G-Girl/Guy

Yo Billy is the biggest MUG ever

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

mean-mug

To look at someone with a mean look

She just mean-mugged Janos

by D.Irvin February 25, 2009

Coffee Mugging

When you get a full rager and stick the head of your dick in your belly button. (Credit given to Mark Barhoglia for this term)

I was Coffee Mugging when she was stroking me mid shaft and licking my taint

by JeffHoekstra September 28, 2009

fine as a mug

To say that a bitch is fine as hell.
Often used by Tropical Jenkins Phenomenon.

Daaamn....that bitch was fine as a mug!!!

by JCIZZLE January 12, 2005

Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.

"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.

by Millarga January 18, 2019