van meter

a bomb ass school that beats earlham’s ass. yes they’re waukee jv but they dominate. anyone who isn’t from van meter is mad because they crush anyone they play

have you heard of van meter? ya we got beat by them
earlham has no chance against van meter

by holaputa69 December 22, 2018

witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.

1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

meteor

when a girls boobs out wieght, mass, and out size your own head, without being overweight. aka- huge tits

"dang look at those meteors, there huge. That could take down the planet"

by 4th Coming April 10, 2008

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback December 31, 2008

meteoropathic

Weird psychological disease that makes you want to be Zeus, just to make it a little less rainy.

First guy: "Hey look... it's rainy again. And cloudy. And grey. God... I'm so depressed now!"

Second guy: "Hey man, that's a post card of London. I think you're the ultimate meteoropathic..."

by Ade1623 December 28, 2013

Moetez

A word used to name mfs with. Commonly used in arabe families.
And you're name is probaly moetez thats why you're searching for it.

Child:*is born*
Parents: and you're shall be moetez

by Mkjuicer136 February 19, 2021

livid meter

A means to gauge how livid something has made you!

That random occurance has made me livid i need to write that up on the livid meter!

by Matt Broomhead March 15, 2007