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Full Monty

Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,

A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".
Crewman 1: "Look at the Face lace on that bloke!"
Crewman 2: "At least He's got the Full Monty."
by Eddie Faulkner March 19, 2008
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Mottyd

Verb:
Past tense meaning:
To be vigorously and psychologically mentored/coerced using tried and tested Machiavellian methods into a situation or circumstance you had previously considered to be entirely unimaginable.
Synonyms:
Oblige, compel, strong arm, constrain.
‘There was absolutely no fucking way I was doing that.
Then I was Mottyd.’
by BabyFacedNinja November 7, 2018
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Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.
Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!
by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009
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Mottan

An underground/secret adjective used to compliment other members of the group.
You look absolutely mottan today!
by GRAND MASTER II June 29, 2011
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Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"
by mosha timja March 25, 2013
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mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.
Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”
by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018
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Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.
by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018
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