Full Monty

Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,

A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".

Crewman 1: "Look at the Face lace on that bloke!"
Crewman 2: "At least He's got the Full Monty."

by Eddie Faulkner March 19, 2008

Mottyd

Verb:
Past tense meaning:
To be vigorously and psychologically mentored/coerced using tried and tested Machiavellian methods into a situation or circumstance you had previously considered to be entirely unimaginable.
Synonyms:
Oblige, compel, strong arm, constrain.

‘There was absolutely no fucking way I was doing that.
Then I was Mottyd.’

by BabyFacedNinja November 7, 2018

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Mottan

An underground/secret adjective used to compliment other members of the group.

You look absolutely mottan today!

by GRAND MASTER II June 29, 2011

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.

I love mitty tiddles.

by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018