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Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"
by mosha timja March 25, 2013
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