Mossers

A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.

I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her

by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010

moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.
1.red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.the desert oasis!
3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til 2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.

person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.

by zofo July 1, 2008

Moses Brown School

An elite independent school located in Providence, Rhode Island. Founded in 1784, Moses Brown is a nursery through grade 12 school which boasts rigorous academics and exceptional athletics.

That kid from Providence is brilliant- he must be a graduate of Moses Brown School.

by MosesBrown May 17, 2006

kate moss

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.

Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.

by paparazzi July 16, 2006

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007

moss cottage

A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom

That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus

by sharkez May 23, 2008

Mosschops

Originating from the EPIC border collie dog's name, owned by the Lord and Lady Parker of Leicestershire, England.

Mosschops is overly excitable, impossible to photograph, and tends to let out a small wee if he particularly likes you.

He got so excited, he did a Mosschops in his pants!

Running around like a Mosschops

Mosschops is epic!

by xpz393 May 18, 2011