Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

mosquine

Definition: A volatile insect that aviates through the air, often lingering around decaying matter, rotting substances, or foul odors.
Pronunciation: /mɒˈski n/ ("moss-KEEN")

Significance:
• The mosquine refers to any small, annoying, aviating insect, especially those attracted to decay or fedidness.
• Typically associated with pests that plague around trash, compost, or stagnant aqua.
• It is frequently used as a casual or humorous term for mosquitoes, flies, or other bothersome insects.
Singular noun: mosquine
Plural noun: mosquines

Examples:
• "The picnic was ruined by a swarm of pesky mosquines."
• "She sprayed repellent to keep the mosquines away from the porch."
• "The trash bin attracted a few mosquines before it was emptied."

by Dmitrio October 18, 2024

Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

by The gay child January 13, 2025