Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Summer Mode

Similar to senioritis, summer mode is an epiphany of sorts, typically experienced in the spring season (or closer to June in high school), whereby a student realizes it is nearly summer break, and thus becomes a lot more lazy about schoolwork - skipping class, daydreaming, not doing homework, and not studying for tests or exams.

I can't study for this math exam. I'm already in summer mode.

How does Ms. Smith expect us to write a paper in June? Most of us are already in summer mode!

by Curumno June 17, 2010

paperweight mode

when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence

Guy 1:"Hey man can I play your PSP?"
Guy2:"Nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but fucked up."
Guy1:"Well, FUCK! That sucks."
Guy2:"Yea, so does your mom."

by Mr.Biggly July 6, 2010

Migration Mode

The state you are in when you are migrating a customer's IT Infrastructure who is usually ill prepared and causing you exhausting hours and sleepless nights.

Timmy is in migration mode. Better not piss him off this week. He is being an ass.

by TimTimTimah December 18, 2012

Toad-mode

When a person gets into a state of intoxication where their body (mainly face, mouth and eyes) droops to become similar to that of a toad. Usually when reaching the come-down of a sesh.

Shannon has got a serious case of Toad-mode.

Tom's in Toad-mode!

by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019