Manic Monday

The beginning of the week: For work and/or school resulting in depression is a genetic condition that is triggered either spontaneously or from a significant amount of emotional pressure, associated with it being Monday!

Manic Monday....sigh...4 more days until the weekend.

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

Superbowl Monday

The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember.

Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...

by dr happy face February 7, 2007

Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010

Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 9, 2004

cyber monday

Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

Forget those long black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Cyber Monday!

by LogicX November 28, 2005

Sunday Monday

Decoy word used to indicate ure wanking off.

Sunday Monday on a tuesday is fun.

by Don12456 February 11, 2010