Get Him A Mobile

A phrase referring to when someone's whining, grumbling, complaining, etc. The mobile refers to the device often hung over a baby's cradle for their soothing entertainment, as it spins around. Thus, "getting him (the complainer) a mobile" implies he is a cry-baby.

Mr. Truscott had to listen to all of the crying pleas of the physical education student, but then Marly quipped, "Hey, GET HIM A MOBILE" and Kemberling and Herzog were astoundished by this, as was the entire class. The gym student was INSTANTLY SCHOOLED!

by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

mobile home

a trailer.

"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Mobiling

One word to describe any of the activities that are conducted using mobile devices such as mobile phones, smart phones and, tablets -the activities can be telephoning, emailing, texting. photographing, filming, Skypeing, Facebooking, browsing, Online Dating, flirting, winking, liking, Tweeting, surfing, scrolling, listening, reading, sharing ..................... We are not quite sure what activity is being undertaken , whatever it is - it is being conducted on or by a mobile device

Have you seen that dude mobiling

He is over there mobiling

by Sometime Dr Johnson December 20, 2013

downwardly mobile

The opposite direction of the upwardly mobile, Inspiring to move down in life oppose to up. Facination with being ignorant, poor and assed out on the street. The strange direction black urban culture has taken. Anybody who purposly writes messages like - "ayee mah wutz goot wit chew, eyz $eenz y3h pr0falz an$z $33n tat u aintz god no manz h011a ach y3h ni99a!"

Even though i didnt grow up in or around the hood, i am downwardly mobile and will forgo any oppurtunity and act like the white/black/latino trash i always wanted to be.
Hiphop today, what has happened to Bet television, Why every group of immigrants integrate and leave the hood but black folk have been there for 150years

by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007

Mobile Gaming

An extremely inferior subdivision of Gaming, Mobile Gaming attracts the stupidest and lowest of society with its clickbait ads and flashy colors.

Man 1: Dude, i think i might like stacy!
Man 2: Bro, you do know she indulges in Mobile Gaming?
Man 3: Nevermind then, what a fucking retard.

by MankMuffinMemes September 15, 2020

Leslie mobile

The car you brag about having to get a woman into bed.
You will drunkenly lie about how cool it is and how fast it is in a feeble attempt to get the fat mess your chatting to back to your house (see leslie cave)
The term comes about from the shamed childrens tv presenter "john leslie" who was a womaising animal.

Quickly, to the leslie mobile (said in the style of batman or robin)

Billy was talking absolute rubbish to that bird he promised her a ride in the leslie mobile! lol

by ally anderson June 2, 2008

Shit-mobile

A shit-mobile is a hairy mobile drawn by Jon (8 years old) and later parodied by Maddox.

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

by Michaelas10 August 18, 2006