Midtowns

Air Force 1 Mids

Hey, you got any midtowns in stock?

by HZ July 14, 2002

Milton, VT

Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.

Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"

Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"

by MonPseudonym October 5, 2011

Milton

A man whom buys multiple woman flowers and denies it, slacks on dishes.

Sometimes cute and loveable on a rare moment.

Milton bought his girlfriend two flowers, but receipts show he’s bought 4 total.

by Whothissss November 14, 2018

facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.

by SMFB July 18, 2011

music midtown

a place where large groups of faggots and people who actually enjoy music gather around. mostly the faggots will be wearing slutty clothes and really gay looking fanny packs, and hipster john sun glasses.

lets go to music midtown and see lil yatchy

by chodemuncher4 September 16, 2019

Milton Glax

Miltom glax aka milton girls lacrosse is the hottest thing in Georgia. It’s a team of fake blondes who are all either all Americans or committed to a D1 college by their junior year. They’ve been the best team in Georgia since the beginning of time and trust me they know it . They’ve won 13 states championships and always get the most expensive rings. They all drives jeeps, convertibles or bmws. Their team is basically a cult and will destroy any way who gets in their path. They keep it classy on the field and have fun on the weekends.

Milton Glax just won another state championship

by Chickenfriesanduglyguyss December 10, 2019

Milton, Georgia

A suburb of Atlanta with nothing more to do then get stoned. Population makeup: Whites: 45% Mexicans: 50% Other: 5%. Dominantly Rednecks, pickup trucks are common methods of transportation.Lacks sidewalks.

If you want to go for a "walk" in Milton, Georgia, you will probably get ran over by a redneck in a jacked-up truck 16 feet from the ground.

by mattwx1 April 21, 2011