Northern Line Mistral

The rush of delivery across the face and in the hair as felt by the service end of a hand job upon delivery of payload.

“Following a rather pleasant hand job from the wife she remained in the agreed relief posture, on her knees in front of me like a Mumbai Street Child, as I delivered the money shot. Having been a good couple of days since Dave & the twins were deployed in anger the volume of delivery was ample and it blew across her face and through her hair as if she had just stepped from the tube into the underground labyrinth that is the subterranean Waterloo and felt the first rush of the Northern Line Mistral.”

by furball69 April 22, 2010

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

mistitious

A word without definition (mis-tish-us)

"It took awhile for me to convert 'Poodoogle' from a mistitious word to a regular word"

by Geoffrey Burns December 13, 2008

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 18, 2003

Misgendering mistakes

Girl?🤨😀 -agender person

Friend: “GIRL-“
..: “girl?🤨😀“
Friend: chile
..: MISGENDERING MISTAKES HAVE TAKEN PLACE *proceeds to message on ever platform*

by Bclue November 9, 2021

misties

The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.

EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."

by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011

Huge mistake

Asking a girl what's wrong when they look sad.

Person 1: "Crap dude I made a huge mistake."
Person 2: "You asked Carly what's wrong didn't you?"

by Vampslayerguy January 21, 2015