Girlfriend

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

Ex girlfriend

A cheating swine who has no decency or dignity

I hate my ex girlfriend

by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021

Step-Girlfriend

When your gay husband makes a child with a woman with your permission.

Yesterday I saw my Step-Girlfriend with the child of my husband.

by Volktron March 11, 2022

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

November 13th is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

Girl: Give me your hoodie
Person: Why?
Girl: It’s national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

by Haldhsjsjab November 11, 2020

his new girlfriend

someone worst than you , basically he should leave her and go back to the past. It can also be used as an insult.

Mary: how do I look?
you: like his new girlfriend
Mary: oh...

by yuumo December 2, 2022

girlfriend

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.

Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.

by DokuHantā May 31, 2016