Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
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to describe a mother of children as hot. similar to its early 90s cousin babealicious milfalicious is used on the occasion where the hot female is a milf
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2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
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Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
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