by Jibba1 February 05, 2022
An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."
Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"
Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"
Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022
First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 31, 2013
A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.
by That Tech Mario November 24, 2021
by Knbc August 09, 2018
A Miami vice is when you girl is on her period and you give her a creampie. Cum and blood look like the miami vice drink
by Masterjasta November 23, 2021