MistyIsHere

A person who has an obsession with the fortnite skin Flapjackie. also likes persona.

MistyIsHere not there

by Robertfls November 9, 2020

Mississippi Misty

The natural progression after a Cleveland Steamer

I can't wait until @UncleDynamite finds out what a Mississippi Misty is.

@carrmah

by carrmah January 20, 2010

Misty's Magical Vagina

1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal. Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina!
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.

Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!

by Rosalynd Punch October 21, 2009

Misty

Sexy full of energy, great body, patient, single, great friend and terrific cook

Misty is single and spends her time being energized with friends and cooking their meals

by Ajg February 28, 2015

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006

Metty

A juul feen who can usually be found drawing a penis on the wall in flex seal and breaking mirrors with a baseball on camera.

Oh No Metty wants a juul rip, run away

by Mr.Krabs left nut May 30, 2019

messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.

Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006