Dirty Meredith

Verb

the act of demeaning your wife's name, by being terrible at business

Adverb

completing an action in a manner such as to bring shame, due to being incompetent or just not caring beyond the lined pockets

Noun

one who is terrible at business, to the point of sullying their wife's good name

Adjective

a terrible business person

Verb - His wife was never able to find him attractive again, after he Dirty Meredithed her name to the point of regional shame.

Adverb - His company was so adept at Dirty Meredithing managing into the ground, so as to be worthless.

Noun - Once a rising star, according to random paid interviews, Dirty Meredith was now ashamed to show his face, due to the strife and grief that had emanated from his web of out of state, unaccountable LLCs... if only he had managed his businesses like he managed his LLC deception network. As such, Dirty Meredith may never work in this industry again.

Adjective - "Uh oh, here comes the Dirty Meredith hospitality operator"
"His cleaning crew must "wash" his clothes"
"Plug your nose, pigpen is walking upwind of us"
Both laugh hysterically

by DidIUDThat October 27, 2022

Octavio Armando Mercado

A young ugly kid usually talk and skinny, has a nice haircut and is a fuckboii and plays soccer appears to be very good at it too

You see him that's a oam(Octavio Armando Mercado)

by Nene Mercado June 19, 2016

mercadees

A really cool girl. She is nerdy and interesting. Loves books, and is a great friend. Sometimes she doesn't have much self esteem or confidence, but she is actually very pretty. She likes to write books and is really quite good at it.

"Have you takled to Mercadees lately?"

"Yeah, she's writing a really cool book."

"Awesome! I can't wait to read it!"

by thatboredkid May 11, 2010

Merked

Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.

Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"

by aidnaam January 14, 2018

immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.

Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

mercer island

Island next to Seattle full of rich mother fuckers who think they're better than everyone else. Their football team sucks.

mercer island sucks ass.

by potsy October 24, 2003

Mercenary

n. Mer'-suh-nerry, a contemporary American that lives out of total self-interest regardless of his/her impact on others. Totally driven to self-aggrandizement, but shallow, stupid, semi-literate and generally not interested in anything outside of shopping or self-promotion. Will eventually self-destruct by disappearing up own asshole.
Often found reading Us ("Pus") Magazine to find out what other degenerate fools do with their empty, pathetic lives.
Lacks sense of morality and decency. Essentially for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of consequences or prior purchased allegiances.
Will annihilate those perceived to threaten a mercenary's existence. Subtle undercurrent of destructive behaviour.
syn. Whore, Prostitute, Waste of space, suburban dweller, Californian
ant. person of integrity, person with a soul, decent human being

That Paris is such a mercenary. She doesn't know or care about anything except herself.
I was feeling like a mercenary so I hung around Worth Avenue all day carrying a snobby shopping bag.
Those Hessian Mercenaries got their butts kicked and then they went shopping to assuage their feelings of low self-worth.

by AdamanEve April 9, 2006