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meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.
Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.
by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008
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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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meat swede

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.
(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!
by RickyRocket September 15, 2006
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Meat Shake

The shaking of a man's penis in front of some other person.
John: Hey Paul, you hungry?
Paul: Sure.
John: Well, how about a Meat Shake!
by slick hemlock September 2, 2009
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Meat Space

noun
What gamer nerds use when referencing the “real world” during in-game chat.

Likens the real world to Myspace.

Most commonly used in the games Second Life and WoW.
"I met a girl today in meat space. I would have asked her out, but my quest log was full.”
by FMohns January 12, 2009
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meat sleeve

The un-circumsized skin on the end of a penis
by joasfrank August 2, 2007
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Meat Sock

If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.
'You just made love to my meat sock baby'
by refuogee November 10, 2011
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