An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
by jrk89 December 15, 2013
To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.
A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.
by ManlyMorish August 06, 2015
The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017
A non-black woman who actively seeks relationships with any black man that she feels will give her some type of acceptance or credibility... i.e. Kim, Khloe and Kylie Kardashian, Iggy Azaela, Jennifer Lopez etc
Can't even imagine the number of negroes that have run through, up and in Iggy Azalea's cant-rap-drawls...she nigga meat fo' sho'...
by Sound of a Clock Ticking December 03, 2018
1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017