Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

Maycool

Maycool is a smart and cunning man who has many talents. He’s capable of much and has a wide variety of skills. He’s always there when your having trouble. Overall a great guy to hang around and will have your back.

Maycool gave me a slice of pizza

by Valkinator327 August 18, 2019

Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful

“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle

by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021

Maysonnova

the sweetest, hottest person you'll ever know <3

Dang, I really wish I had a maysonnova to hangout with..

by dar1a (darlavsp) March 17, 2021

Mayonaissesplain

When your boyfriend tells you the proper amount of mayonnaise to put on a sandwich or in a salad.

Babe, this tuna salad needs at least three tablespoons of mayo in it.

Fuck off! Don’t mayonaissesplain.

by James Jessenfedden March 21, 2021